The Birthday Present
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck, and she wanted a fast little sports
car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled
on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like
was way out of their price range.
"Look," she said. "I want something that goes
from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. My birthday is coming up
and you could surprise me you know."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a bathroom scale.
Funeral services are pending.
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