Blondes and Football
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially
the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25
cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
"Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
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