A Blonde's Snow Day
Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear
the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so
the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow
today. You must park...??" then the electric power goes
out.
Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"
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