A Blonde's Year In Review
- January -
- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
- February -
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..... HELLLOOO!!!....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
- March -
- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle IN SIX MONTHS..... the box said "2-4 years!"
- April -
- Trapped on escalator for hours.... THE POWER WENT OUT!!!
- May -
- Tried to make Kool-Aid..... wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
- June -
- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope .
- July -
- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, THEY USED THEIR ARMS!!!
- August -
- Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped
because soft-top was open.
- September -
- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
- October -
- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
- November -
- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I WEIGH 108!!!
- December -
- Couldn't call 911....." duh "....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
- What a year!!
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