The Bottom Line On Sofas
A lady walks into a Furniture Store.
She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and
walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't
pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her
is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you
farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear
the price."
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