Breast Feeding
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived,
and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the
doctor
ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this
baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm
his
Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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