Bush's Solution for Workers Not Offshored
One afternoon, President Bush was riding in the back of his
limousine in Texas when the caravan passed two pathetic men
eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate,
and asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man
replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my ranch," insisted
the President."
³But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
"Bring them along!" replied the President.
"But how about my friend?"
The President turned to the other man and said, "You come
with us, too."
"But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and
six kids!"
"Bring them as well!" answered the President as he
headed for his limo.
They all climbed into limousines, and once underway, the poor
fellow in the President's car says: "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."
Bush replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my ranch. The
grass is almost a foot tall."
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