Business Sign

A sign at a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA, reads: "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1,000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN."

Doesn't that just make you see red?

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back.

But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement. We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty; and after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?

A Funeral Home

Who said morticians had no sense of humor?


 

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