Buttercups
It was a beautiful day so Fred and Dave headed to the golf
course to play golf.
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to
hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty
yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it
took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have
any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still;
you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for
anything the rest of your life!"
THEN POOF! ....she was gone.
After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,
Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Dave yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!! For God sake,
DON'T SWING!!"
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