The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I can not pee.
I can not pee.
I can not chew.
I can not screw.
Oh God! What can I do?
My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My mood is bad --- Can you tell?
My body's drooping.
Have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
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