A Cheap Home Security System
How To Install A cheap Home Security System:
- Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots size 14-16 (used)
- Place them in the front porch, along with a copy of
Gun And Ammo Magazine.
- Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
- Leave a note on your door that reads
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better Just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
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