Chinese Sick Leave
Sinophiles may be offended. - Vikar
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not
come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache
and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to
give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work.
You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again."Boss, I do what
you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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