The Christmas Parrot
One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy
with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just
talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the
parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle
Bells", it was a Christmas Parrot.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the
parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."
The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then
asked, "What does he say when you place them between his
feet?"
The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."
When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the
parrot began to sing a familiar tune...
"Chesnuts roasting on an open fire."
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