Christmas Traditions
Santa was having a bad day.
He awoke Christmas Eve and saw Donner and Blitzen relieve themselves
in his sleigh. Mrs. Claus had been riding him all day about
falling behind on his wooden soldier quota and he found that
staring at Rudolph was not improving a potential case for cataracts.
The elves shop steward had seen him that morning had threatened
a toy strike unless they got a wage increase before the 11th
hour. On top of that, the Salvation Army had called and said
that he was in violation of copyright infringment for the red
suit and beard trademark.
And with all of that stupid elf singing who can make "Naughty
and Nice" lists. Santa also realized he was behind on his
budget too. The price of coal had gone up again.
Comet and Cupid were sneaking away suspiciously as he noticed
that Frosty the snowman was sporting a yellow tinge this year.
It was enough to make any jolly old elf not so jolly. Santa
was beginning to snap.
Then suddenly, the angel, Gabriel decended from heaven carrying
a beautiful 14 foot Christmas tree decorated with gold and silver.
He flew to Santa gracefully and said, "Yo! Fatso! What
the f@#$k do you want me to do with this f#$@king tree?!!!!"
And that's why there's always an angel at the top of every
Christmas tree.
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