Cooking Advice
A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful
CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh NO! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! You need more butter. WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER? Be careful! They're going to BURN!! Careful CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget
to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what
it feels like when I'm driving."
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