Cowboy Honeymoon
A cowboy and his wife had just been married and
went to a hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here is a very special 'casion......our
wedding night and we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
The clerk knowingly winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The cowboy thought about it a minute and then
replied, "Nope,
I reckon not,.... I'll just hold on to her ears until
she gets used to it."
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