Cowboy Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, "This here is a very special 'casion......our wedding night and we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."

The clerk knowingly winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The cowboy thought about it a minute and then replied, "Nope, I reckon not,.... I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."


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