Cowboy Medicine
Two Cowboys from Montana walk into a roadhouse to wash the
trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, talking
quietly about beef prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who has been eating
a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn
to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys.
"No", signals the woman, desperately shaking her
head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No"
again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts her skirt and slowly
runs his tongue up and down her left butt cheek.
This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies
out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back to the bar and proudly takes a sip of
his beer. His partner says in admiration...."Ya know, I'd
heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed
nobody do it."
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