A Cure For All That Ails You
A lady walks calmly into the local drug store and asks the
druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist asks, "Ma'am, what in the world do you want
with arsenic? ".
The lady says, "To kill my husband." She's very matter-of-fact
about it, almost unconcerned with his protests.
"I certainly can't sell you any for that reason!"
Cries the druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a Polaroid
photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position, and shows
it to the druggist. The man is, of course, her husband... and
the lady is the druggist's wife!
He looks at the photo for a long second, and then says, "
Oh,..... Okay -- I didn't know you had a prescription!"
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