Dear Abby II
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville,
is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing
and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other
two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.The
other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand
Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working
girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope
to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am
hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it
would get them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.
All thing considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé
and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly
want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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