A Dime A Dozen
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called
up to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for
one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If
you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with
you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took
the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a
week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.
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