A Notice to People Who Visit My Home:
- The dogs live here...you don't.
- If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
- Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I, and so do
you. What's your point?
- OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
- It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel
free to sniff his...
- I like him a lot better than I like most people.
- To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son, who is short,
hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly, and hates
cats. I have no problem with any of these things.
- Dogs don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train
than kids, usually come when called, never drive your car,
don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't
wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college,
and if they get pregnant you can sell the puppies !!
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