How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives head of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.
- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.
- Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
off the walls and furniture.
- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb?
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in the dark.
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there
...
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle ...
- Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
will be dry.
- Male Entlebucher: I'll change the lightbulb while still
keeping my ball in my mouth.
- Female Entlebucher: I'll flirt and wrestle the boys to
the ground while they are changing it.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
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