Elective Surgery
Ralph awoke one day to realize that his member had inexplicably
been growing larger and staying erect longer with each passing
day.
He was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his sex organ had grown to nearly
20 inches and Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems
dressing and even walking. So, he and his wife went to see a
prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor
explained that Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective
surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked
anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded
the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife, "you are planning on
lengthening Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
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