Ever Wonder?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?"
- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's
butt."
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible black crisp which no decent human being would
eat?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out
of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom
is?
- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed
if they are going to look up there anyway?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
- What do you call male ballerinas?
- Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream in color?
- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
- Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?
- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
arrive faster?
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