Firming Up
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up
to his wife and pinched her on the butt.
He said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each
of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these
up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed
him by his penis.
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you
firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool boy, and your brother."
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