A Grizzly Experience
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear
hunting.
He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots
it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned
around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That
was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to
give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even
though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and
vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska
where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time
a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,
"That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and
you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly
bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with
Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank
fully recovered.
Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska
and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt
sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank,
you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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