Hold Onto Your Hat
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in
the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know." said the lady, "I need both hands
to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"said
the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just
bought this hat yesterday"
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