How To Make A Terrorist the Quick And Easy Way
(Please be sure to use the U.S. Patriot Act or this
won’t work. If you do not use the U.S. Patriot Act
you will most assuredly be violating the accused terrorist's
first, fourth, fifth, sixth, eighth, and fourteenth
inalienable rights from the U.S. Constitution)
- Find a “suspicious looking” individual.
- Be certain, you are monitoring his reading habits, religious
views, race, and whether or not you plain just don’t
like him.
- Call the FBI.
- Instruct them to use the U. S. Patriot Act to deny
the “potential terrorist” the following: the right
to assemble freely and practice the religion of their choosing;
the right to bear arms or to assemble a militia; searches
and seizures; due process and hold him without charge, trial,
or lawyer for an indefinite period of time; Cruel and Unusual
punishment; and an attorney of their choosing.*
- Et Voila – You have a terrorist.
*CAUTION – As it
is difficult to impossible to understand the fullness of the
Patriot Act in its raw format, you may not be using it correctly.
For a complete user’s guide and full troubleshooting problems
contact the author: John Ashcroft, US Attorney General for a
full translation.
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