The IRS Genie
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert
without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling
through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when
all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops
a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal
Revenue Service, ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator
in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know
how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm
not going to trust an IRS auditor."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation,
and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with
plenty of food and drink."
POOF!
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has
ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters
of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
dreams."
POOF!
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make
it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish
that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need
me."
POOF!
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached.
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