In A Pickle
Once upon a time, a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sat around
together, just talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber complained, "Man, my life sucks. When I get
big, fat and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on salad."
The pickle looked at the cucumber and said, "You think
that's bad, when I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in
vinegar, put spices on me and stick me in a jar."
The penis looked at the other two -- and upped the ante. "You
think you have it rough? When I get big, fat and juicy, they
stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and
bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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