In Touch with Nature
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just
out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear
up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs
on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked
and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to
you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was
telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks
around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "Sweetie, this
just isn't your day!"
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