The Interrogation
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated
him out of Ten million bucks.
This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings
along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks
the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled
from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where
the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are
talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't
know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it
to the bookeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him
again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for
sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is
in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
"He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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