Is Everything All Right?
An elderly couple showed up at the doctor's office together
one day. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "We'd like you to watch us have sex, and
make sure everything's all right."
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished,
the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you
have sex, everything's fine." He charged them $50 and they
went on their way.
The next week, they showed up again, with the same request,
and the next week, and several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor,
and leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying
to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and
we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton
charges $109. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from
Medicare!!!"
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