The Latest In James Bond Gadgets
A confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next
to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch
for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your
date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this
state of the art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state of the art watch? What's
so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's
an hour fast."
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