Jigsaw Puzzles

George Bush calls Cheney and says, "I'm having a lot of trouble with this jigsaw puzzle, and none of the pieces fit together, can you help?"

Cheney says, "Of course, Mr. President, what's the picture on the box?"

Bush replies, "It's a large green rooster."

Cheney comes into the Oval Office looks on the desk and says, "For Pete's sake, George, that's a box of cornflakes!"


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