The Job Market
A guy walks into local welfare office, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi.....You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals
will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guys says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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