Just A Wee Bit...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility
to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children
beyond compare
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
woman.
Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So
he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission
to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one
you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee
bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other
girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee
bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see
if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery
he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human
you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such
a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just
a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
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