Just Another Vague Acronym

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young,Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

Then they turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F@#ck, Etc."

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