Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" (from Letterman)
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly
to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just
makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire
U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy
Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry)
to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear"
instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire
future.
Kerry said he wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in
the vice presidential debate, but Cheney wanted to sit. "We
compromised and now George Bush is going to sit on Dick Cheney's
lap."
(You will also notice that George Bush usually doesn't speak
while Dick Cheney is drinking water - Vikar)
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