Knowledge Is Power
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the
flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly,
takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to
discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear
Power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty
interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer
excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps
of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think
you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know
shit?"
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