All The Better To Light Your Cigar...
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but
he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf
bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that
monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opened his golf bag and out popped the genie.
The friend turned to the genie and said, "I'm a good friend
of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
The genie hopped back into the golf bag and left him standing
there waiting for his wish to be delivered. Suddenly the sky
began to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead
was heard.
The friend turned to his golfing partner, "I asked for
a million bucks not ducks!"
"I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do
you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
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