Little Johnny Strikes Again
A school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate"
in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my
granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to
use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland
and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, " Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little
Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could
damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten
buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher cried.
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