A Lonely Day at the Beach
A man was sitting on a beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug? "
The man said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked
on.
The second woman said " Have you ever had a kiss? "
The man said, "No." So she gave him a kiss and walked
on.
The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been
f**ked?"
The fellow said, "No."
She said, " Well, you will be when the tide comes in."
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