Lost in the Fog

A helecopter pilot was flying a friend around Seattle on a foggy night.

He knew the town like the back of his hand but midway through the ride the fog had grown so thick he lost his bearings altogether.

He spied an office building with people in it.

Desperate to find his way back to the airport again, he quickly took out a large piece of paper and a marker and wrote "HELP! WHERE AM I?"

The office workers saw the pilot and wrote back on another large piece of paper, "IN A HELECOPTER!"

The pilot then knew exactly where he was.

He was in front of the Microsoft building.

When he had asked for help he had gotten a perfectly accurate yet entirely useless answer.



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