The Lucky Blonde
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel
and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a
motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize
is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home!
I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor
home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor
home!"
She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads..."WIN
A BAGEL"
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