Male Blondes
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees
a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his
cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent
exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are
you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was
in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks
me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did."
He continued, "We go inside and she pulls off her top and
asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off
her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then
she pulls of her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so
I did."
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy
and says, 'Now go to town cowboy...'"
"And, here I am. "
Male blondes do exist.
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