Marriage Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after
the Wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be
home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing
when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are
my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...
whether you're here or not."
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