Marriage Seminar
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It
is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are
important to each other. "
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite
flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right
here.
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) - I know
I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
WOMEN'S REVENGE - "Cash, check or charge?"
I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As
she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry you're
T.V. remote?" I asked.
"No, she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil
thing I could do to him."
CREATION - A man said to his wife one day, "I
don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at
the same time. "
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT - A man and his wife were having an argument
about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said," You are in charge of cooking around
here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can
just wait for my coffee."
The Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that; show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and
showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS"
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