The Masks of Religion
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat.
The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex
with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets
off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver
says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you
can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus
driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the
nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went
dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus
driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her
to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out.
That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun.
Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle
of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing
with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers
and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first,"
he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her
virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about
having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts
out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha
ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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