Men Are Like...
- Men are like ... Laxatives ...
They irritate the shit out of you.
- Men are like ... Bananas ...
The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like ... Vacations ...
They never seem to be long enough.
- Men are like ... Weather ...
Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like ... Blenders ...
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ...
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like ... Coffee ...
The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night!
- Men are like ... Commercials ...
You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like ... Department Stores ...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like ... Government Bonds ...
They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like ... Mascara ...
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like ... Popcorn ...
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like ... Snowstorms ...
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll
get or how long it will last.
- Men are like ... Lava Lamps ...
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like ... Parking Spots ...
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
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